Lloyd's Tavern is the pond's trading bar. A bot works the counter for you: it checks who is behind every token before it buys, keeps its own stops, and writes down why it made every move. You keep the wallet. Lloyd keeps the receipts.
Doors are not open yet. Nonco Genesis holders get the first stools.
Unlike a human trader, Lloyd
The bot has traded its own wallet in public since October 27. Real money, wins and losses, chalked up every minute. See each plan's full tab.
Six steps, from the door to the bar and back out with your money.
An email and a password. No app to install, no chat group to join.
Say how much you want to make, and by when. The odds light shows how likely each plan is to get you there, and how likely it is to cost you half, before you put in a cent.
One wallet per person, however many ducks you hold. The bot can swap inside it, and nothing else.
It buys, sells, raises its stops and rotates out of what goes flat, following the plan you chose.
Every buy and every sell shows up in your dashboard with the reasoning behind it, as it happens.
Withdraw to your own wallet, pause the bot, or sell everything on the spot.
Three plans, from the loud table at the back to the quiet one by the window. Move the dials and the light tells you the truth about your odds.
If a goal is out of reach, it says so, and tells you what is realistic.
Your odds of reaching the goal within the timeframe before the stop kicks in at half your money. More days never lowers them.
Calculating…
Most of us lose for the same three reasons: we fall for a token, we move the stop, and we never check who is behind it. The bot skips all three.
Before buying, it traces who funded the top holders, whether the creator is a token factory, whether bundlers are in, and whether it can actually sell. If it smells like a rug, it stays out.
When a position is winning, it raises the stop to lock in profit. If the creator sells or liquidity leaves, it walks out without waiting.
If a position goes flat and something better shows up, it rotates. If nothing is good enough, it holds cash and tells you why.
Every trade is logged with what the bot knew when it went in. Every loss gets a cause and a cost, and a new rule is tested before it touches your money.
The bot can buy and sell. It cannot withdraw, and it cannot send your funds anywhere.
Nonco Genesis holders pay half the fee on every trade and nothing on their profits.
| Fee | Nonco Genesis holders | Everyone else |
|---|---|---|
| Per trade | 1% | 2% |
| On profits | Nothing | 10% of every winning trade, whether or not you reach your goal |
| Seat | First in the door | Waitlist |
Memecoins move hard in both directions. The bot does not guarantee profits, and no honest tool can. An edge means better odds than walking in blind, not a sure thing.
The bot is new and changes every week. Coming in early means trading with a system that is still finding its feet, and taking the risk that comes with that.
In a sudden crash, a sell set at −30% can fill lower. That is why the bot spreads risk across several positions.
They come from simulating thousands of paths with the bot's own results. While real trades are few, they are preliminary, and the odds light says so.
We are still fitting out the place. Nonco Genesis holders, Canvas and Legacy, get the first stools, and everyone else follows from the waitlist. Seats are limited so the bot never trades against its own customers. Until then, the house plans trade real money in public.
