Lloyd is a trading bot built by the Nonconformist Ducks. You tell him two things: how much to put in, and how much you are willing to lose. He does everything else, around the clock, and shows you every move live.
Opening soon. Nonco Genesis holders get in first, with half the fees.
Not because they are dumb. Because the market is open 24 hours, moves fast, and is full of traps. Lloyd was built to fix exactly that.
You hear about a coin when it is already up. You hold a loser hoping it comes back. You sell a winner too early because you got scared. Everyone does it. It is human.
A friend, a group chat, an influencer. By the time the tip reaches you, the people who gave it are selling to you. And nobody tells you when to get out.
Most bots make you choose strategies, indicators and parameters. They do one thing, in one market, until it stops working. And they never tell you why.
No charts to read, no coins to pick, no strategies to choose. If you can order a drink, you can use Lloyd.
Any amount you are comfortable with. It stays in a wallet that is yours; you can take it out, or turn everything to dollars, whenever you want.
One number: the biggest drop you accept. Lloyd adjusts how hard he plays to it. If it is ever reached, he moves everything to dollars and stops.
Every 10 minutes he reads the market and decides where your money should sit: in dollars when things look dangerous, in the big coins when they are trending, in memecoins when there is a real story behind them. He grows into new strategies every week, and you watch it all from your phone.
Lloyd has been trading real money in public since October 27, 2026. The first table walked in with $99 and was never topped up. Every trade is on the blockchain for anyone to check. Open the live book.
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Percent return only. Money moved in or out never shows up as a gain or a loss.
Updated live.Every trade, every reason, on the live book →
Before buying a small memecoin he traces who funded its top holders and whether the creator is a known token factory. If it looks like a rug pull, he passes. This week alone that kept him out of three traps.
When a coin climbs, the exit price climbs with it, so a win cannot turn back into a loss. When a coin falls, he is out at the line he set, every time, no matter how good the story sounds.
Three times a week he tests a new idea against real data. What works joins his playbook; what doesn't goes in the bin. You can read both in his notebook. Shorting the big coins when they fall is next.
Lloyd's Tavern is open to everyone, but Nonconformist Ducks built it, so Nonco Genesis holders drink first and pay less.
Yes. That is who it is for. You fund your seat, set your two dials, and Lloyd handles the rest. You never have to pick a coin or read a chart.
No. You can turn everything into dollars with one button, or withdraw to your own wallet, any time. There is no minimum stay.
Four pockets: dollars (USDC), the big coins (SOL, BTC, ETH), established memecoins with a track record, and a small slice of fresh picks with a real story. How much sits in each pocket depends on how the market looks that day.
Always. The live book shows every open position, every closed trade, and a note explaining every decision, refreshed every minute. The wallet is public on the blockchain too.
A small fee on each trade: 1% for Nonco Genesis holders, 2% for everyone else. Non-holders also share 10% of each winning trade. There are no monthly fees and nothing to pay when Lloyd does nothing.
Don't trust him; check him. Every move Lloyd makes is written down in public with its reason, and every trade is on-chain. We traded our own money first, and we still do.
Nonco Genesis holders get the first stools; everyone else follows from the waitlist. Seats are limited on purpose, so Lloyd never trades against his own customers. Until then, the house book trades in public.