Cash
USDC. The default pocket and never a punishment: it is what Lloyd holds when nothing passes his filters, and where everything goes when you close.
In a falling market this pocket gets big on purpose. Not trading is a trade.
Lloyd's Tavern is the pond's trading bar. One bot works the counter: it checks who is behind every token before it buys, moves money between four pockets as the market turns, keeps its own stops, and writes down why it made every move. You keep the wallet. Lloyd keeps the receipts.
Doors are not open yet. Nonco Genesis holders get the first stools.
Unlike a human trader, Lloyd
Lloyd has traded the house wallet in public since October 27, 2026. Real money, wins and losses, chalked up every few minutes. Open the full book.
Wiping the board…
Lloyd checks the book every 10 minutes.Full book, chart and reasoning →
Five steps, from the door to the bar and back out with your money. You never pick tokens, timeframes or sizes. That is Lloyd's job.
An email and a password. No app to install, no chat group to join.
One bot wallet per person, however many ducks you hold. Lloyd can swap inside it, and nothing else. It cannot withdraw.
How much goes in, the biggest drop you are willing to see, and what happens with profits. That is the whole form.
Cash, majors, established memes and small picks. He shifts money between them as the market changes, and sits in USDC when nothing is good enough.
Every move shows up in your dashboard with its reasoning. Withdraw to your own wallet whenever you like, or hit "close everything" and it all goes to USDC.
Lloyd's book is split into four pockets. The split is not fixed: it follows the market, and you can see it live on the bar above. Your money mirrors the same split, scaled to your risk dial.
USDC. The default pocket and never a punishment: it is what Lloyd holds when nothing passes his filters, and where everything goes when you close.
In a falling market this pocket gets big on purpose. Not trading is a trade.
SOL, BTC, ETH and JUP, bought when they trade above their 20-day average and sold when they drop back below it. Slow, boring, and the first thing Lloyd buys when the room turns constructive.
Coming next: shorting them when they fall, through perps.
Mid and large memecoins with real liquidity: BONK, WIF, SPX, USELESS and company. Bought when they get back into an uptrend, sold when the trend breaks. No guessing bottoms.
Small memecoins, roughly US$300K to US$30M, with a story or a catalyst. Bought on a pullback, never on the green candle, and only after the anti-rug check: who funded the top holders, whether the creator is a token factory, whether bundlers are in.
Stops only ever go up. Partial profit taken at 3x and 6x. Dead money gets rotated out.
Twice a day, and after any sharp move, Lloyd reads the room from SOL and BTC against their 20-day averages and how many majors sit above theirs. Three moods, three allocations.
You do not pick a goal, a timeframe or a plan. You decide how much, how loud, and what happens with the winnings. Lloyd decides everything else, and explains it.
Any amount from US$20 up. Your bot wallet mirrors the house book's split, scaled to your risk dial. You can add more or withdraw at any time; Lloyd rebalances around it.
Pick the worst drawdown you are willing to see on your screen. It sets how much of your money follows the book and how tight Lloyd cuts your positions. Reach the limit and everything moves to USDC and stops. The names below come from the house: pick one and read what to expect.
Where your money most likely lands, the usual range around it, and the chance of touching your limit on the way. Estimates, not promises.
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Three ways to handle a good run. You can change your mind any time; it applies from the next sweep.
Profits stay in the book and keep working. The most compounding and the most volatile.
Pick x1.5, x2 or x3. When your wallet gets there, Lloyd moves the original stake to USDC and keeps trading only with the profit.
Once a month, any profit above your stake is sent to your own Solana wallet. The stake keeps working.
"Close everything" sells every position to USDC and stops Lloyd on your wallet. It asks you once, in the page, then does it. No cooldown, no questions.
Most of us lose for the same reasons: we fall for a token, we move the stop, we trade to get a bad day back, and we never check who is behind it. Lloyd skips all of them.
Before any pick, it traces who funded the top holders, whether the creator is a token factory, whether bundlers are in, and whether it can actually sell. If it smells like a rug, it stays out.
Stops only ever go up. When a position is winning it locks in profit at 3x and 6x. If the creator sells, liquidity leaves or the trend breaks, it walks out without waiting.
When the room turns defensive, money goes to cash. When it turns constructive, it goes back to work. A pocket that goes flat gives its budget to one that is moving.
A daily brake: after a bad enough day, Lloyd stops opening new positions until the next review. No revenge trades, no doubling down.
Every buy, sell, rotation and every "did nothing" gets a note with what Lloyd knew at the time. You read the same feed we do, on the live book.
Every new rule is run as an experiment first, with a question, a method and a verdict in the research ledger. Only what survives touches real money, and the book changes weekly because of it.
Lloyd can buy and sell. It cannot withdraw, and it cannot send your funds anywhere but back to you.
Nonco Genesis holders pay half the fee on every trade and nothing on their profits.
| Fee | Nonco Genesis holders | Everyone else |
|---|---|---|
| Per trade | 1% | 2% |
| On profits | Nothing | 10% of every winning trade |
| Seat | First in the door | Waitlist |
Memecoins move hard in both directions. Lloyd does not guarantee profits, and no honest tool can. An edge means better odds than walking in blind, not a sure thing.
Lloyd is young and changes every week. Coming in early means trading with a system that is still finding its feet, and taking the risk that comes with that.
In a sudden crash a sell set at −30% can fill lower. That is why the book spreads risk across pockets and positions, and why your limit is a target, not a guarantee.
"What to expect" comes from simulating thousands of paths with Lloyd's own results. While real trades are few, those numbers are preliminary, and the widget says so.
In a falling market Lloyd leans on cash. Majors shorts through perps are being built; until they ship, defensive mostly means sitting in USDC.
The house book you see here is real money and real mistakes. Seats are limited so the bot never trades against its own customers, but it does learn in public.
We are still fitting out the place. Nonco Genesis holders, Canvas and Legacy, get the first stools, and everyone else follows from the waitlist. Seats are limited so the bot never trades against its own customers. Until then, the house book trades real money in public.