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A Nonconformist Ducks joint

Auto-trade shitcoins with an edge.

Lloyd's Tavern is the pond's trading bar. One bot works the counter: it checks who is behind every token before it buys, moves money between four pockets as the market turns, and writes down why it made every move. You pick how much and how much risk. Lloyd does the rest.

Doors are not open yet. Nonco Genesis holders get the first stools.

Lloyd, an OG Nonconformist Duck with a bowl cut, round bookkeeper glasses, a goatee and a red card shark vest
LloydRegular. Reads the chart, not the hype.

Unlike a human trader, Lloyd

  • Never sleeps
  • Never moves a stop down
  • Checks who funds every holder
  • No FOMO, no revenge trades
  • Is happy holding cash
  • Writes down every reason

On the board tonight

Lloyd trades the house wallet in public, with real money, since October 27, 2026. Open the full book.

Holding now — — Reading the room

Where the money sits —

    Lloyd checks the book every 10 minutes.Chart, closed trades and every reason →

    How Lloyd works

    Three things to know. Everything else is on the live book, move by move.

    1. It reads the whole market

      Every 10 minutes Lloyd checks SOL, BTC and the rest, reads the mood, and splits the money across four pockets: cash, majors, established memes and picks. Nervous market, more cash. Strong market, more at work.

    2. It only buys what passes its checks

      Then it holds itself to three rules:

      • Before any small pick, it traces who funded the top holders and whether the creator is a token factory. If it smells like a rug, it stays out.
      • Stops only ever move up. Losers get cut, winners lock in profit.
      • Every buy, sell and "did nothing" gets a written reason you can read.
    3. You set two dials, it does the rest

      How much goes in, and the biggest drop you accept. Lloyd picks the tokens, the sizes and the timing. Withdraw to your own wallet, or close everything to USDC, whenever you like.

    The four pockets

    The split is not fixed. It follows the market, and you can see it live on the board.

    Cash

    USDC. Where the money waits when nothing is good enough, and where it all goes when you close.

    Majors

    SOL, BTC, ETH and JUP, held while they trade above their 20-day average.Coming next: shorting them when they fall.

    Established memes

    BONK, WIF, SPX, USELESS and company, bought when back in an uptrend, sold when the trend breaks.

    Picks

    Small memecoins with a story, bought on a pullback after the anti-rug check, with profit taken at 3x and 6x.

    Constructivemost of the book working Neutralselective, more cash DefensiveSOL falling hard: mostly cash

    Your risk

    One number: the biggest drop you are willing to see. It sets how much of your money follows the book and how tight Lloyd cuts. Reach it, and everything moves to USDC.

    Profits? Let them run, lock in your stake at x1.5, x2 or x3, or sweep them to your own wallet monthly. You choose in your dashboard.

    The tab

    Nonco Genesis holders pay half the fee on every trade and nothing on their profits.

    Nonco Genesis holdersEveryone else
    Per trade1%2%
    On profitsNothing10% of every winning trade
    SeatFirst in the doorWaitlist

    Before you pull up a stool

    The doors open soon

    Nonco Genesis holders, Canvas and Legacy, get the first stools; everyone else follows from the waitlist. Seats are limited so the bot never trades against its own customers. Until then, the house book trades in public.

    Watch the live book